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Agnes Sorel: The Breast and Crotch That Changed History
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Agnes Sorel was the most beautiful woman in the world. Armed with breasts of unrivaled magnificence she used her cunning crotch to influence history forever. When she was eighteen, she knew that she was destined to rule a great nation. To do so, s...
Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes
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Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break. His good friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get to enjoy - Sex with a vampire. Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a col...
Venus Does Adonis While Apollo Shags a Tree
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Oh, those horny gods. Over the last couple of millennia the prudes have emasculated and spayed them mercilessly. Here they are with all their sexual apparatus, their lust, their promiscuity, and their humor Here's the real scoop on that lively Oly...
Beowulf, Wulgar & Their Friggin' Horny Gods
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Oh, those Anglo-Saxons and their dirty four-letter words. The words weren't dirty to the Anglo-Saxons back in the Dark Ages when they brought their English language to Britain from the Continent. The words were simply descriptions of body parts an...
Sex and Loathing in Hollywood
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Among a large cast of sexy Hollywood hustlers, meet Rock Stone, an eighteen year old blond "male starlet," the lover of both Henri, a leading man and of Marlene, an aging leading lady. Rock is also hotly pursuing a muscular young stud who recently...
Sexual Diversity and Perversity in California
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Welcome to five ribald stories about zany characters who run into funny things happening on their way to getting laid. There's Tim, who before heading off to college gets invited by a mature lady to frolic with her at a transgender hotel. Does he ...
Whores, Love and Pistols in the Wild West
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The gals of the Wild West had to be ready for just about anything. But what they knew was in store for them, being outnumbered 100 to 1 by males, was sex. Big Nose Kate came west to make money whoring in the wild environment. But she also came bec...
Arthur Does Camelot
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What a lusty group that was sitting around the Round Table. Lancelot was having an affair with Queen Guinevere. And with other assorted knights, ladies, and boys as well. King Arthur got his sister pregnant and their son was trying to kill him. Ar...
Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights
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Pity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor. Can win every archery contest in seven shires. Can keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merrymen under control. But those feats are not what made him a hero. He ...









