HOIST THE SAILS! MAN THE POOP DECK!   A side-splitting tale with ridicuous pictures to tickle the funny bones of kids everywhere.   "Who is the captain of this here fish-finger house?"  When a pirate arrives at Billy...

"OH, NO," SAID HEIDI.  "IT'S THAT PIRATE AGAIN."  IT SURE IS.  Newly-independent readers will welcome the pirate's return. Billy and Heidi were walking to school when they heard the strangest sound. An odd bus stopped beside the...

Vampires are dying. So what? Six months ago, I wouldn't have cared. My name is Preston Black and until quite recently, I was a senior partner in a small, but successful advertising firm, a confirmed bachelor and a stay-at-home New Yorker. Then, wh...