I know guys like this. Guys who have never been out on a date. Guys who have never even tried. Why? That's the question "WHY THE SQUIRREL WON'T FRY" examines. It takes 4 of these guys - 4 distinct vertices of a square labeled "excuses" - and ...

Which would you choose? Perfect fantasy? Or real, but imperfect, love? That's the question "THE CYBERJACK" sets out to answer. Here's the logline: In the near future, a scientist seeks to create Virtual Reality, and tests his theory by wiring...

Ba-aaand! Attention by the numbers! Readyyyyy... ONE! This is the (mostly) true story of one Freshman's experience during "Hell Week" - the time allotted to transform 250 summer-vacation bloated recruits into one of the best college marching b...

Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. “Y.M.I.” stands for “Young Musicians International”, based on an actual organization I traveled with during my own tee...

What if you could start over? What if you could wipe the slate clean - your entire past, gone - and begin a new life? That's the idea behind "REBORN": A lonely man, struck by lightning, loses all memory of the past. Or is he just using the acc...

Here's the pitch: Reeling from sexual discrimination, advertising expert Penny Mann decides to market her only remaining asset: Herself. How? By literally offering herself as the grand prize in a raffle. A penny raffle. $0.01/ticket. Of cou...

A Comedy about Zen Buddhism? Hai! Or maybe "Haiku": Art Westin goes East; A Salesman who finds The Light; Occidentally. Or even more "Occidentally": Art Westin - high-strung, plugged-in, always-selling - is forced to spend a week in a Japanes...

This is a television pilot package, specifically a 1/2 hour comedy series that offers "a behind-the-scenes look at a locally-funded travel show that reports from destinations around the world on a VERY low budget." Ironically, it was written just...

This is a Television Pilot Package, specifically a 1/2 hour dramedy about "a struggling community theater, presented in 5-episode arcs each based on a well-known musical." I wrote "THE BARN" several years ago, well before the coupling of Song and...

1. Confidential The following logline has been classified "reliable" from an inside source: Two former covert operatives are forced to recover the mysterious film that turned them into fugitives... and enemies. Decryption (Level I): Once the ...