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Everybody Masturbates for Girls
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Candy is a 10 year old girl that has discovered something that feels really good. But after being yelled at for doing it, it's up to Candy's mom to explain to Candy that it's OK to feel good and that there's a proper place to do it. Respectfully...
Happiness thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement: A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-Spot, How to Last Longer in Bed, and Other Sexual Secrets
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Ben, a good-natured guy, has lived his entire life with an alcoholic, verbally abusive penis named 'The Brotha'. When both realize that they are unhappy with their lives, they start a homorous journey towards happiness which only begins when they ...
Fixing Cupid
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When Ben Bonner 'breaks' Cupid (Jack) it is up to Ben and his would-be love to fix Cupid so that the world can fall in love again. Ben Bonner is an uptight, conservative lawyer who has everything except for love. After one heartbreak too many, hi...
Happiness May Vary
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Some people find happiness by listening to their hearts, others their minds, but Ben listens to his alcoholic, verbally abusive penis and things don't work out quite as planned. 'Happiness May Vary' is a story about what happens when two heads are...
Everybody vs The Ferret: 2
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Warning: Adult Humor. In ‘Everybody vs The Ferret 2: Wrap Your Melons,’ the girl fruitheads discover the magical power of going bra-less and they unleash that power in their never ending quest to rule the school. The boys', who are under the...
The First Day After Life
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'The First Day After Life' is about a psychic who dies and then tours the afterlife looking for God so that God can explain to him why his life didn't turn out the way that he expected. The story flips back and forth between his human life and the...
Everybody Masturbates
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About the Story: Billy is a 10 year old boy with a big problem. His older brother just told him that he was going to grow hair on his hands. Now it's up to Billy's dad to explain to Billy that what he was doing was normal and OK. Respectfully D...
Everybody vs The Ferret: 3
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Warning: Adult Humor In Everybody vs The Ferret 3: If You Touch It, It Will Come, the girl fruitheads discover a mysterious button on their body that when pressed transports them to a beautiful world full of unicorns and rainbows. But when the bo...
Run From The Reaper
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It awakens... Summoned by the will of a powerful psychic, The Red Reaper forces its victims to live their darkest fantasies. If they resist, they die. In a college town during a record cold winter break, Jon, a lonely professor, wanders the empty...
Everybody Has Those Thoughts So It Doesn't Mean You're Gay
By: Cristian YoungMillerJack is a 13 year old boy that has been having confusing thoughts. And after his friends laughed at him for it, it's up to Jack's dad to help Jack to understand; why he's having those thoughts, and to explain to Jack that everybody has those thoug...










