Dsi--Date Scene Investigation: The Diagnostic Manual of Dating Disorders

Warning: Names have been changed to protect the brokenhearted.

Someone you know is stuck in a dead-end relationship. Perhaps that someone is you. Have you been read your rights?

In this hilarious and helpful handbook, best-selling author Ian Kerner introduces us to the DSI team, a top-secret unit within the FBI (that's the Federal Bureau of Intimacy) whose sole mission is to investigate dating dilemmas and equip you with the skills you need so you're never again a dating victim.

Through humorous and engaging case studies, you'll read about boyfriends who might be gay, gamers who won't step up to the plate, and wimps who won't go down for the count. You'll meet Dating DUPEs (Desperately Under Pressure to Evaluate) and their antagonistic ARSEs (Anti-Relationship Suspect Examinees). You'll gain unprecedented access to previously classified relationship rap sheets: detailed reports that reveal interpersonal infractions, mating misdemeanors, and flirtatious felonies. You'll boldly go where no civilian has gone before as we apply the latest forensic tools to decipher complex dating data: From testing for SPARK (Sexual Potential and Romantic Kinship), to consulting with undercover agents in the MBU (Missing Boyfriends Unit), Kerner ventures above the law and beneath the covers.

You have the right NOT to remain silent!

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Title of ebook: Dsi--Date Scene Investigation: The Diagnostic Manual of Dating Disorders
ISBN: 9780061171680
parent-ISBN: 9780060881115
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Internet download file size: 301 kb
Published: 05-2006
Released online for download: 04-25-2006
Author of eBook: Kerner, Ian

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DSI--Date Scene Investigation

The Diagnostic Manual of Dating Disorders

Chapter One

Should He Stay or
Should He Go?

The Case of the Cad Who
Couldn’t Commit

The DSI 911

At 11:22 P.M. on March 6, 2005, DSI received a frantic call from Dating DUPE (Desperately Under Pressure to Evaluate) Ms. Amelia Jacobs, who'd been dating her boyfriend for fourteen months. Things were going very well, and the relationship appeared to be heading in a positive direction. She believed it was moving toward the "next phase," and the ARSE (Anti-Relationship Suspect Examinee) gave clear indications that he was of a like mind and heart. Then, without warning, he began pulling away. Boundaries were imposed on the amount of time they should spend together. Other social and work obligations were introduced that precluded Friday night pizza and a movie. To cap it off, the suspect began reciting all of his faults and shortcomings, as if he were offering up ammunition to seal the deal with his own bullet. At her wit's end, the woman called DSI with the age-old qu ... read full excerpt from Dsi--Date Scene Investigation: The Diagnostic Manual of Dating Disorders ebook

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DSI--Date Scene Investigation

Chapter One

Should He Stay or Should He Go?

The Case of the Cad Who Couldn’t Commit

Should He Stay or
Should He Go?

The Case of the Cad Who
Couldn’t Commit