Cube Monkeys
A Handbook for Surviving the Office Jungle
Chapter One
Starting Your Morning Without Strangling Anyone
What to Wear
Another day in the office means another eight hours of observing soul-numbing regulations to fit into the corporate mold. The only chance you have at self-expression (besides that rad Jay-Z sticker on your cell phone—you are so street!) is the clothes you choose to wear. Your clothes give insight into who you are and give you a distinct advantage over those who show up to work naked. They say: "I am unique! I am a freethinking individual! And I can conform to a dress code!" Here's what the following outfits say about their owners.
Man's Wardrobe
Company golf shirt and khakis. The "uniform." Years of middle management have slowly chipped every trace of individuality off your soul. Wearing anything else at this point might get you labeled as a "loose cannon."
$2,000 Armani suit. You have arrived and have more tact than to wear a sandwich board reading, "I'm r ... read full excerpt from Cube Monkeys ebook
