Not Your Mama's Stitching
The Cool and Creative Way to Stitch It To 'Em
Chapter One
Back Stitch to the Future
Pop quiz: What Upper Paleolithic invention arguably enabled humans to conquer
the earth?
A. The monkey-operated traffic signal
B. The mastodon-powered vacuum cleaner
C. The triceratops juicer
D. String
If you answered D, String, you're correct-although I think we can all agree that
the triceratops juicer also played a pivotal role (at least, it did on The Flintstones).
While old-school anthropologists have generally cited the invention of stone and
metal tools in the evolutionary success of knuckle-draggers-indeed, the word
"Paleolithic" is really just smart-people speak for "Old Stone Age"-recent scholarship
indicates that theory may be as much hooey as the urban legend about eating
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