Stork Naked
Chapter One
Paradise Lost
How come that stupid bird is green?” Ted asked. “Is it sick?”
No, it’s just too small to manage a better color,” Monica said.
“Children!” Surprise exclaimed. “Don’t tease the pet peeve.”
“Aw, why not?” Ted asked. “It’s just a dumb cluck.”
“It can’t understand a thing we say,” Monica agreed.
Surprise Golem was babysitting the half-demon children, Demon Ted and DeMonica. Her husband and parents were away, scouting for a suitable home for the new family. With her magic talents she could handle the children, but they were trying to set off the peeve. That was mischief.
The peeve eyed Ted. “Your father can’t get out of bed. Want to know why?” It spoke in Ted’s voice.
Ted swelled up indignantly, but the peeve was already eyeing Monica. “Your mother slithers on her belly,” it said with her voice.
Monica opened her mouth angrily.
“Because ...
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