Bro on the Go
Introduction
From the Disinfected Desk of Barney Stinson
Spider-Man's uncle once said, "With great power comes great responsibility," but what the great philosopher really meant was, "With great power comes a never-ending string of dumbass questions." In the year since selflessly bestowing The Bro Code upon humanity I have been inundated with letters, emails, texts -- even a few stalker-level break-ins -- from people in every corner of the globe, but mostly France.
Everyone wants to know three things:
1. Why haven't you been nominated for a Nobel Prize?
2. How can one person be so handsome, smart, popular, and handsome? (The "one person" I'm referring to is you -- Barney Stinson.)
3. The Bro Code is immensely entertaining, educational, and available via Fireside Books/Simon & Schuster, but it offers only general guidelines about how to live my life. What do I do when I'm at the office, going to the beach, or when I'm supposed to be at the office but I'm at the beach? HELP!
I answer:
1. I couldn't possibly nominate myself for The Bro Code -- they've repeatedly told me it's against the rule ... read full excerpt from Bro on the Go ebook
