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A Red State of Mind: How a Catfish Queen Reject Became a Liberty Belle

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A Red State of Mind: How a Catfish Queen Reject Became a Liberty Belle

A columnist for the "Philadelphia Daily News," Nancy French blends her hilarious fish-out-of-water tale with humorous observations about the South's obsession with everything from church attendance to the blue-state notion that red staters think as slowly

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Title of ebook: A Red State of Mind: How a Catfish Queen Reject Became a Liberty Belle
ISBN: 9781599953427
parent-ISBN: 9781931722889
Publisher: Center Street
Internet download file size: 312 kb
Published: 10-2009
Released online for download: 10-31-2009
Author of eBook: French, Nancy

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A Red State Of Mind

Chapter One

What Is a Catfish Queen?

MANY GIRLS DREAM of fairy godmothers, glass slippers, and handsome princes as they drift off to sleep under pink gingham quilts ... but not the ones in Paris, Tennessee. We liked Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and the Little Mermaid, of course, but our favorite princess was no mass-marketed, consumer-oriented creation with figures featured in the latest Happy Meal. Instead, we idolized a princess who never went out of style. Year after year-as we graduated from Slinkys to banana-seat bicycles to training bras to electric-blue eye shadow and shirts inexplicably emblazoned with the Coca-Cola logo-one thing stayed the same. We all dreamed of winning the crown in the Fish Fry pageant, whether we admitted it or not.

I guess that's why I put on a rhinestone necklace and entered the pageant. My dress was actually quite tame compared to the one I'd later wear to the prom, which resembled the grisly aftermath of a run-in between a mermaid and a sequin monster with a glue gun. The dress I'd chosen for the pageant was royal-blue satin, with a ... read full excerpt from A Red State of Mind: How a Catfish Queen Reject Became a Liberty Belle ebook

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