POT VS. VAGINAS Recently, we met a woman. Great story if it ends there. The woman was starring in a production of The Vagina Monologues. Arj started telling her about The Marijuana-Logues, and she got noticeably uncomfortable. What's the big deal? Lighten up 'gina loggers. We're not making fun of vaginas, we love vaginas! Especially vaginas that smoke marijuana. Which we saw once in a foreign country. It cost us six dollars and a chicken. And a lifetime of regret. But the point is, it's not like we're saying pot instead of vaginas. In a perfect world, one could have both. Every day. And twice on Saturday. Or at least have one and be really near the other, but not too near. Y'know, you don't want to start a . . . bush fire. But which one would win in a battle between pot and vaginas? Well . . . Pot is illegal in a lot of countries, and vaginas are illegal in only a few. One you pack in your pipe, the other you pack with your pipe. Both are fun to have around on a rainy day. Both can be hairy and fragrant, to varying deg ... read full excerpt from The Marijuana-logues ebook
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