Welcome to Jesusland!
(Formerly the United States of America) Shocking Tales of Depravity, Sex, and Sin Uncovered by God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist
Chapter One
Welcome to Landover Baptist Church
Landover Baptist Church, Jesus' preferred house of worship,
was founded in the year of our Lord 1620. Within moments
of the Mayflower's hull being ground into Plymouth Rock,
Landover's first pastor, Enoch Jeremiah Smithe, rebuked the
crew for shoddy navigation, thereby beginning our church's
invigorating tradition of constant, ferocious reproach. Pastor
Enoch soon announced that he was breaking away from the
milquetoast Puritans of Massachusetts for being soft on witches,
supping with bottom-baring Injuns and succumbing to satanically
effeminate fashions, such as finishing off Godly black
clothing with ostentatious white collar ... read full excerpt from Welcome to JesusLand! ebook