Freddy and the French Fries
Fries Alive!
Chapter One
FREDDY FUNKHOUSER
FREDDY T. FUNKHOUSER stood at the door of the Burger Castle and
scratched his ear, which was a little difficult since he was wearing
a chicken costume. He rubbed his beak and practiced his clucking as
he waited for customers. His father, Alfred Funkhouser, insisted
that Freddy greet each customer that came into the Funkhouser
family's restaurant with a welcoming "cluck-cluck."
"Pow-pow-pow!" said Alfred Funkhouser as he rolled by on skates,
dressed in his tomato costume, shooting seeds from the automatic
seed shooters attached to his forearms. The seed shooter was one of
Alfred's many strange inventions. "Take cover, incoming.
Ack-ack-ack!" cried out Alfred as he fired all over the place.
"Better save the ammo for the paying customers, Dad," Freddy said as
he patiently picked the tiny seeds off his wings.
"Right-O, Freddy. How many customers have we had today?"
"That would be, like, zero," said Freddy's thirteen-year-old sister, ... read full excerpt from Freddy and the French Fries #1: ebook
