My Weird School Daze #5: Officer Spence Makes No Sense!
Chapter One
The Mystery of the Missing PB&J
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
I was in the vomitorium eating lunch with the guys. Our lunch lady, Ms. LaGrange, was walking around saying hello to everybody.
"Bon appétit!" Ms. LaGrange said when she got to our table.
Ms. LaGrange is from France, so she's always saying weird stuff like "Bon appétit." I know that "appetite" means "being hungry" and "bon" means "bone." So when French people get hungry, I guess they eat bones.
French people are weird.
"I invented a new food!" Ms. LaGrange told us. "Would you like to try it?"
I never try new foods. That's the first rule of being a kid. New foods are yucky. We all looked in the bowl Ms. LaGrange was holding.
"What is it?" asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food.
"Take a guess," said Ms. LaGrange.
"Is it noodles?" asked Michael, who never ties his shoes.
"Not exactly," said Ms. LaGrange.
"Is it pasta?" ask ... read full excerpt from Officer Spence Makes No Sense! ebook
