Theodora Twist
Chapter One
Ashley Bean
Ashley Bean Talent Management 1000 Wilshire Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90017
Date:March 8
From:Ashley Bean
To:Theodora Twist
Re:Acceptable Answers to Interview Questions
Dear Theodora,
Please memorize the following for the Family press junket tomorrow. If a reporter presses you, repeat answers.—AB
Possible Question: Are you a virgin?
Answer (Adopt serious, thoughtful expression): As a role model for teens, I really think it’s best not to discuss such deeply personal matters.
Possible Question: Is it true that you and your mother don’t get along?
Answer (Adopt pained expression):Like many teenage girls and their mothers, we don’t always see eye to eye. But we always love each other.
Possible Question: Is it true that you and Lara Miles hate each other?
Answer (Adopt reverent expression): I have the utmost respect for my costar as an actress. I learned so much from everyone while making Family.
Possible Question: Is it true that you’re dating both Bellini brothers?
Answer (Adopt slightly embarrassed expressi ... read full excerpt from Theodora Twist ebook