The Art of a Beautiful Game
The Thinking Fan's Tour of the NBA
IntroductionSome years ago I had the unenviable task of guarding Mark Aguirre in a pickup game. I'd like to say I held my ground as he posted me up, absorbing each of the bargelike blows he delivered with his hips and prodigious backside, holding strong against the Nor'easter of Ass he unleashed upon me. But I did not. Like so many opponents during Aguirre's NBA days, I slid and stumbled and shuffled backward until he was essentially standing under the basket and I out-of-bounds. At which point he could merely reach up and lay the ball into the basket.
How I came to be guarding Aguirre was a matter of circumstance. I was in Indianapolis writing a story for Sports Illustrated and had wandered over to a local health club looking for a run. Aguirre, then an assistant coach for the Indiana Pacers, arrived a half hour later. My teammates, kind souls that they were, agreed that I should be the one to guard Aguirre.
This was what an NBA coach might refer to as "a matchup problem." Aguirre was a 6' 6", 230-pound NBA legend who averaged 20 points ... read full excerpt from The Art of a Beautiful Game: The Thinking Fan's Tour of the NBA ebook