You can steal a man's heart you can steal his wallet, but stealing his car that's just asking for trouble. Waikiki Vampire, Divine Thunder, and his husband, Tem, thought that going to hell and back--literally--was an ordeal. Now they're home and things are a mess--even Div's precious car, which he calls his other husband has been stolen. Picking up the pieces of their half-demolished home, they find themselves in the middle of a new and weird mystery.

They've hired an art historian who's a real weirdo and somebody keeps pinching their good wine and leaving booby traps in their garden. They hire Francois, a big, beautiful, black security expert to get to the bottom of the twisted things going on in the Thunder household. But wait what the heck is going on? They keep seeing Div's car, driven by the thief all over the island. This is gonna give a whole new meaning to thunder in paradise.