Going Postal
The Angel
- In which our hero experiences Hope, the greatest gift
- The bacon sandwich of regret
- Somber reflections on capital punishment from the hangman
- Famous last words
- Our hero dies
- Angels, conversations about
- Inadvisability of misplaced offers regarding broomsticks
- An unexpected ride
- A world free of honest men
- A man on the hop
- There is always a choice
They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning
concentrates a man’s mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what
the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will
be in a body that is going to be hanged.
The man going to be hanged had been
named Moist von Lipwig by doting
if unwise parents, but he was
not going to embarrass the
name, insofar as that was still
possible, by being hung under it.
To the world in general, and particularly
on that bit of it known as
the death warrant, he was Alfred
Spangler.
And he took a more positive approach to the situation and had
concentrated his mind on the prospect of not being hanged in the
morning, and, most particularly, on the prosp ... read full excerpt from Going Postal ebook
