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Oxymoronica
ox-y-mor-on-i-ca (OK-se-mor-ON-uh-ca) noun, plural: Any variety of tantalizing, self-contradictory statements or observations that on the surface appear false or illogical, but at a deeper level are true, often profoundly true. See also oxymoron, paradox. examples: ""Melancholy is the pleasure of being sad."" Victor Hugo ""To lead the people, walk behind them."" Lao-tzu ""You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."" Dolly Parton You won't find the word ""oxymoronica"" in any dictionary (at least not yet) because Dr. Mardy Grothe introduces it to readers in this delightful collection of 1,400 of the most provocative quotations of all time. From ancient thinkers like Confucius, Aristotle, and Saint Augustine to great writers like Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and G. B. Shaw to modern social observers like Woody Allen and Lily Tomlin, Oxymoronica celebrates the power and beauty of paradoxical thinking. All areas of human activity are explored, including love, sex and romance, politics, the arts, the literary life, and, of course, marriage and family life. The wise and witty observations in this book are as highly entertaining as they are intellectually nourishing and are sure to grab the attention of language lovers everywhere.


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Title of ebook: Oxymoronica
ISBN: 9780061978333
parent-ISBN: 9780060536992
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Pages: 256
Published: 11-2009
Released online for download: 10-20-2009
Author of eBook: Grothe, Mardy

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Oxymoronica


Chapter One

Oxymoronic Wit & Humor

Malcolm Muggeridge, while serving as the editor of the humor magazine Punch, was accused of publishing a magazine that violated standards of good taste. He defended himself and the magazine by replying:

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

While much humor -- especially sexual and scatological humor -- is clearly of questionable taste, it's an overstatement to regard all humor as opposed to good taste. Oxymoronic humor, which is more cerebral than visceral, can be deliciously tasteful. Stand-up comics have always realized this:

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
--Woody allen

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
--Rodney Dangerfield

Last month I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured, hey, you only live once.
Randy Shakes

As you can see from these examples, oxymoronic humor is sophisticated humor. It's directed at the most important organ in the human body -- the brain. The self-cont ... read full excerpt from: Oxymoronica ebook



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