Camp Princess 2: Unicorns? Get Real!

Chapter One

Gundersnap's Proclamation

Princess Gundersnap sat down at the desk in her chamber and took a piece of paper and a quill pen. She chewed the end of the quill. Within a minute the end was in shreds. "Oh dear!" She sighed. "What can I write Mummy?" Maria Theresa, Empress of All the Slobodks, was not your warm and cuddly kind of mum. Gundersnap sighed once more and dipped the pen into the inkwell.

Dear Empress Mummy, Royal Majesty of the Empire of Slobodkonia,

It is not quite summer as it should be. But that often happens here at Camp Princess with its odd seasons. At least it's not winter. Let's say it's autumn in July. Although I am happy to be here, I of course will miss terribly our usual summer sojourns to the Convent of the Sisters of Perpetual Misery. I'll miss our lovely hours together kneeling on the stone floors while praying for your successful invasions of a kingdom. This year it is to be the Empire of Hottompot, is it not? How excited my dear sister Princess Zelda must be that you may capture a prince for her there!