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Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned
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Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned
Walter Snow is doomed. He stares at the blank pages in his typewriter, hoping for the spark that will finally ignite his ambition to write the Great Armenian Novel.

And then he meets Clyde Potts. She is beautiful, intelligent, cha



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Title of ebook: Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned
ISBN: 9780061538506
parent-ISBN: 9780060935283
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Pages: 240
Published: 11-2007
Released online for download: 11-01-2007
Author of eBook: Friedman, Kinky

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Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned


Chapter One

There are two good things about living in a basement apartment. The first is that you can't kill yourself by jumping out the window. The second, and this is an important one, is that whatever you do and wherever you go, you know you're always going to be on the way up. The bad thing, I suppose, is a matter of your point of view. All you ever see are people's feet walking by in the rain. Unless, of course, the sun is shining. You can't always tell, however, when you live in a basement apartment.

I suppose I ought to introduce myself. My name is Walter Snow and you probably never heard of me, which is not an especially good thing because I like to think of myself as a novelist. In fact, for the past few years I've been working on a project I half-tragically refer to as The Great Armenian Novel. I am not Armenian, though I once had an Armenian girlfriend, which at least qualifies me to write about what I know. Unfortunately, for years I hadn't written one word of the book. I suffered from writer's block. Or spiritual constipation. Or whatever you want to call it. And there is nothing worse in this or any other world ... read full excerpt from: Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned ebook



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