Accidental Vampire, The

Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.

Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.

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Title of ebook: Accidental Vampire, The
ISBN: 9780061747816
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Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Published: 12-2007
Released online for download: 12-26-2007
Author of eBook: Sands, Lynsay
Series: More eBooks from the An Argeneau Novel series
Number in this series: 7

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The Accidental Vampire

An Argeneau Novel

Chapter One

It was a high-pitched scream that woke Elvi. Piercing and full of terror, it ripped her from sleep and had her moving before she was quite awake. She started up abruptly only to curse and drop back down when her head slammed into the wooden lid of the coffin.

Groaning at the pain vibrating through her skull, Elvi closed her eyes against the stars dancing before them and pressed a hand against her forehead. She'd really cracked herself good and would have liked to clasp her head in both hands and roll around in agony for a moment, but the casket wouldn't allow it.

And then a second terrified shriek reminded her of why she was awake.

She reached out with the hand not holding her head and gave the coffin lid a shove that sent it flying open. She then had to release her head to get up. Climbing out of a coffin was a two-handed job, and ridiculously strenuous first thing in the morning. Especially before her first bag of blood.

Elvi cursed her way out of the contraption, her bare feet slapping on the hardwood floor as she hurried out ... read full excerpt from: Accidental Vampire, The ebook

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	Accidental Vampire 10/22/2009
Reviewer: A viewer from APO , AE US
Well I didn't half get a chuckle from this one.I'm an avid fan of Sands and this was a complete change from the norm. I thought the beginning was alittle slow but still couldn't put it down. Full of twists and turns think you should buy it !
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