Me Tanner, You Jane
Chapter One
I have never liked funerals. I can appreciate the advantages of conventionalizing one's relationship with Death, but this appreciation has never advanced beyond the level of pure theory. I do not like to view the televised funerals of assassinees, nor do I enjoy attending the last rites of friends and relatives. When I am introduced to an undertaker I categorize him at once as a sanctimonious money-grubbing necrophiliac. I realize this is an unfair generalization. I don't care.
As far as I was concerned, this particular funeral was the worst of a bad lot. And this for purely subjective reasons: I had to get to the funeral parlor early and stay until the bitter end. I was going to miss the party afterward. And on top of everything else, the poor son of a bitch in the rosewood casket was the one person on earth I cared most for. All of this, added to my personal distaste for such ceremonies, made me sincerely wish I was miles from there.
But that was out of the question. They couldn't have the show without me, because that was me, see, in that box there. We were gathered together in Kl ... read full excerpt from Me Tanner, You Jane ebook
