My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!

Chapter One

Field Trips Are Boring

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

It was Monday—the worst day of the week. We were on our way to lunch in the vomitorium at Ella Mentry School. My friend Ryan Dole was the line leader. I was the door holder. All the guys were talking about the big football game that was on TV over the weekend. All the girls were gabbing about some girly stuff, like what color shoes they have.

"Enough chitchat!" said our teacher, Mrs. Daisy.

Mrs. Daisy used to be Miss Daisy, but she went off and got married to our reading specialist, Mr. Macky. So now we call her Mrs. Daisy.

"I just got some great news!" she told us. "Next week our class is going on a field trip!"

"Yay!" yelled all the girls.

"Boo!" yelled all the boys.

Ugh! I remember the last time we went on a field trip. It was totally lame. Do you know why? We went on a field trip . . . to a field! How lame is that? We had to look at disgusting bugs. Our science teacher, Mr. Docker, even ate one of them. But then ... read full excerpt from: My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up! ebook