My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!
Chapter One
The New PTA President
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
But you know what? Soon I won't have to go to school anymore for a long time. You know why? Because today is the first day of June!
Yay! June is the best month of the year because it's when summer starts! Yippee! No school until September!
Me and the guys were putting our backpacks into our cubbies. It was Michael who started singing the best song in the history of the world.
"No more pencils!" sang Michael, who never ties his shoes.
"No more books!" sang Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food.
"No more teachers'!" sang Neil, who we call Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
"Dirty looks!" I sang.
That's when Andrea came in. She is an annoying girl with curly brown hair who loves school. Andrea had on her mean face.
"Hey Andrea!" I said. "What's with the mean face? Are you mad because school is almost over?"
"No, Arlo," said Andrea, who calls me by my ... read full excerpt from: My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control! ebook
