My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet!
Chapter One
The Boringest Store in the World
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
Do you know which months are the best months of the year? July and August, of course! Because there's no school over the summer.
Yay!
The only problem is that now it's September.
Boo!
Bummer after the summer!
School starts tomorrow. So my mom said we had to go to this store called Staples to buy back-to-school supplies. Ugh! Staples is the boringest store in the history of the world. They don't sell video games or toys or any cool stuff. They just sell pens and pencils and ultraboring junk like that.
My mom had a list of things I had to get for third grade. After we found the boring book covers, boring binders, boring colored pencils, and boring glue sticks, I wanted to get a pen with a laser beam in it. Laser beams are cool. I saw this movie where they used a laser beam to kill aliens from outer space. But they don't sell pens like that at Staples.
They do have one cool thing—a copy machine. Copy machines are cool ... read full excerpt from: My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! ebook
