Dump 'Em

Everybody has that special someone in their life that they can't wait to get rid of. Whether it's a housekeeper, a therapist, or a personal trainer, the time comes when you have to pull the plug on the relationship.

Featuring personal stories, useful scripts, and interviews with experts such as Bob Harper from The Biggest Loser, funnyman Adam Carolla, and Michael Jackson's attorney, Thomas Mesereau, Dump 'Em is a practical guide for giving any bad relationship the boot. Jodyne L. Speyer provides a roadmap to finding your own way of saying ""thanks, but no thanks."" Written with honesty, empathy, and ruthless wit, Dump 'Em will teach you to conquer your fear of confrontation and master the art of the peaceful and permanent breakup. So what are you waiting for? Dump 'em!

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Title of ebook: Dump 'Em
ISBN: 9780061785214
parent-ISBN: 9780061646621
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Pages: 304
Published: 04-2009
Released online for download: 03-24-2009
Author of eBook: Speyer, Jodyne L.

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Dump 'Em

How to Break Up with Anyone from Your Best Friend to Your Hairdresser

Chapter One

The Hairdresser

Signs It's Time to Dump Your Hairdresser

Your smock is covered in dandruff . . . and it's not yours.

With each snip of her scissors, she grunts like a female tennis player.

She's still stuck in the '80s. Who wants a perm?

When you walk in, her last appointment is leaving in tears.

You go in for a bang trim and leave missing an eyebrow.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

While attending college in New York City, I got my hair cut at a trendy little boutique in the East Village. My hairdresser, Gina, was a plain Jane from Staten Island, and that was exactly what I liked about her. Unlike a lot of my previous hairstylists—who pretended to listen while they plotted to give me (usually successfully) the haircut they wanted—Gina actually listened to me and gave me the cut I asked for—which is why I was devastated when she told me th ... read full excerpt from: Dump 'Em ebook

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