Bridget Jones's Diary
Chapter One
SUNDAY 1 JANUARY
129 lbs. (but post-Christmas), alcohol units 14 (but effectively covers
2 days as 4 hours of party was on New Year's Day), cigarettes 22, calories
5424.
Food consumed today:
2 pkts Emmenthal cheese slices
14 cold new potatoes
2 Bloody Marys (count as food as contain Worcester sauce and
tomatoes)
1/3 Ciabatta loaf with Brie
coriander leaves--1/2 packet
12 Milk Tray (best to get rid of all Christmas confectionery in
one go and make fresh start tomorrow)
13 cocktail sticks securing cheese and pineapple
Portion Una Alconbury's turkey curry, peas and bananas
Portion Una Alconbury's Raspberry Surprise made with
Bourbon biscuits, tinned raspberries, eight gallons of
whipped cream, decorated with glace cherries and angelica.
Noon. London: my flat. Ugh. The last thing on earth I feel physically,
emotionally or mentally equipped to do is dr ... read full excerpt from: Bridget Jones's Diary ebook