Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Chapter One
Happily Ever After
Monday 27 January
129ibs. (total fat groove), boyfriends 1 (hurrah!), shags 3 (hurrah!), calories 2,100, calories used up by shags 600,
so total calories 1,500 (exemplary).
7.15 a.m. Hurrah! The wilderness years are over. For four weeks and five days now have been in functional relationship
with adult male thereby proving am not love pariah as previously feared. Feel marvelous, rather like Jemima Goldsmith
or similar radiant newlywed opening cancer hospital in veil while everyone imagines her in bed with Imran Khan. Ooh.
Mark Darcy just moved. Maybe he will wake up and talk to me about my opinions.
7.30 a.m. Mark Darcy has not woken up. I know, will get up and make him fantastic fried breakfast with
sausages, scrambled eggs and mushrooms or maybe Eggs Benedict or Florentine.
7.31 a.m. Depending what Eggs Benedict or Florentine actually are.
7.32 a.m. Except do not have any mushrooms or sausages.
7.33 a.m. Or eggs.
7.34 a.m. Or - come to think of it - milk.
7.35 a.m. Still has not woken up. Mmmm. He is lovely. Love looking at Him asleep. V. sexy broad shoulders and
hairy chest. Not that sex object or an ... read full excerpt from: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason ebook
