The Complete Stories of Evelyn Waugh
Introduction
"Do you know, I don't think I can read mine. It's rather unkind."
"Oh, Basil, you must."
"Please, Basil."
This always happened when Basil played paper games.
"No, I can't, look it's all scrumbled up."
"Oh, Basil, dearest, do."
"Oh, Basil, please."
"Darling Basil, you must."
"No, I won't. Imogen will be in a rage with me."
"No, she won't, will you, Imogen?"
"Imogen, tell him you won't be in a rage with him."
"Basil, do read it please."
"Well, then, if you promise you won't hate me"-and he smoothed out
the piece of paper.
"Flower-Cactus.
"Drink-Rum.
"Stuff-Baize.
"Furniture-Rocking-Horse.
"Food-Venison.
"Address-Dublin.
"And Animal-Boa constrictor."
"Oh, Basil, how marvellous." "Poor Adam, I never thought of him as
Dublin, of course it's perfect."
"Why Cactus?"
"So phallic, my dear, and prickly."
"And such vulgar flowers."
"Boa constrictor is brilliant."
"Yes, his digestion you know."
"And can't sting, only crush."
"And fascinates rabbits."
"I mus ... read full excerpt from The Complete Stories of Evelyn Waugh ebook