UFOs, JFK, and Elvis
Conspiracies You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Believe
Chapter One
Where Were You on
November 22, 1963
I can remember where I was. And I can prove it. I have witnesses.
And unlike many of the men and women who inadvertently
became witnesses in Dallas that day, my witnesses
are still alive.
You see, at the very moment snipers were busy making
Jack Kennedy's wish come true (see quote), I was
taking aim on a grassy knoll ... behind the
gymnasium at Dean Junior College. I was in
archery class and I was shooting a bow and
arrow. Valerie Palucci was watching me. And
I was trying to impress Valerie Palucci's
breasts. The rest of Valerie didn't exist for
me at that age. Nothing else existed. I always
directed all of my communication skills
directly to her breasts.
Anyway, it was my turn to shoot, and just as I was pulling
the bow back the president of the student body ran out to me
and said, "Be ... read full excerpt from: UFOs, JFK, and Elvis ebook
