Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning of
Chapter One
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afar (e-far?), n. an object in the state of combustion. "There's no
sense bein' this cold-let's build afar."
Alas.ka (el-ask?-e), n. and v. to resolve to make an inquiry. "If I
wanna know where to find a polar bear, Alaska guy who lives here."
al.lowed (e-lau?d?), adj. distinguished by an intense elevation of
volume. "Did you just hear allowed noise?"
an.nu.ity (e-nu?-et-e?), n. and v. having forethought or intuition.
"I couldn't hear him, but annuity was sayin'."
ap.par.ent (e-per?-ent), n. one who sires or gives birth to
offspring. "It's obvious to me from lookin' at yer belly that yer
gonna be apparent."
Ar.ma.ged.don (arm-e-ge?-din), n. and v. putting oneself in a
position for action. "I tell ya, if it gets any crazier, Armageddon
outta here."
ar.ma.ture (ar?-me-chu?r), v. and adj. displaying exceptional
wisdom, experience, and/or age. "I know sometimes I acts like a kid
but I really armature."
as.i.nine (as?-e-n??n), n. favorable praise of the hind end, to the ... read full excerpt from: Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary ebook
