Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III
Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly
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abil·i·ties (e-bil´-et-Σz), n. and pron. a statement of charges for services rendered and subsequent action to be taken by a specified male person. “I don’ care if he’ broke, Ma, the house payment’
abilities got to pay.”
ac·ne (ak´-nΣ), v. and n. concerning a male person’
behavior and the result of that behavior. “Once again
we took him to a fancy restaurant, and he didn’ know
how to
acne made a fool of himself.”
ac·quire (e-kwΠer´), n. a group of singers, especially
those who perform during religious ceremonies. “She
sings so pretty, she should join
acquire.”
ac·quit (e-kwit´), n. and v. a personal declaration of
resignation from an assigned task. “You ain’ firin’me, ’uz
acquit!”
ac·tiv·ist (akt´-ev-ist), v. and conj. to behave in a
certain manner, particularly one based ...
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