How to Really Stink at Golf
Chapter One
Chapter 1
Pregame Rituals
Like anything worthwhile in life, a bad round of golf needs a solid foundation. If you’re a drinker, a hangover and two hours of sleep is a good place to start.
If you don’t drink, there are other things you can do to lay down a good foundation for a bad round of golf. Like eating at a Mexican restaurant that’s received a score of 58 from the board of health. This will add not only discomfort but also a sense of urgency to your round. And it opens the door to creating a story that your buddies will tell for years to come.
Don’t Warm Up
Try to get to the golf course right at your tee time. This way you can avoid the hassle of warming up.
My theory is that you’re only going to hit five good shots in the course of the day, so why waste one on the driving range? Isn’t it better to start playing right away, rather than embarrassing yourself in front of yet more people? Of course it is.
And whatever you do, don’t stretch. You might pull something.
How to Screw Up a Great Drive
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