Lethally Blonde
Emma Bosworth is a manipulative, lying bitch and therefore, my absolute best friend in all the universe, even if she has turned her evil powers against me and Marlena. I can fend for myself, but Marlena's too little to put up much of a fight. I wouldn't be in this complete and total crisis if Emma hadn't convinced me to let Marlena have her nails done all by herself, while Emma and I have just the teensiest Cosmopolitan at Bemelmans.
"Now, honey," Emma says, "Marlena will be fine. It's best if her momma doesn't watch and besides, you know how long silk wraps take!" Emma shakes her head slowly, making her long auburn hair shimmer in the shop's light, and smoothes her immaculate Chanel suit impatiently. Emma is not big on public displays of emotion.
I look at my poor, dear sweetie and shudder. Her first silk wraps. "Are you sure Lisa's good?" I ask.
Emma's already huge green eyes widen and she gives me this look like, "Oh my God, sometimes you are just so blonde!"
"Bug," she says. "La Chien is the only salon Vera Wang uses for her babies!"
Emma has called me Bug from the first day we met. She said s ... read full excerpt from: Lethally Blonde ebook