Total Control
"You are the biggest jerk that ever walked the earth."
Todd Peters froze, sunlight refracting off the water and momentarily blinding him.
"It's all I can do right now not to push you off the pier."
He squinted and turned, but it was hard to see with his eyes momentarily blinded by the sun. A woman. That much was clear. Blond haired. Skinny. And really, really angry.
"With any luck you'd land in a pool of piranhas. Hopefully a whole school of them. Maybe they'd eat your pestilent flesh, nibble out your eyes, then snack on your pea-sized brain for dessert."
Todd pushed himself up. "Can I help you?" he asked.
Out behind him a Jet Ski roared by. The whawha-wha of the engine popping in and out of the water made Todd long for the smooth surface of Lake Norman, too. "Yeah, you could help me. You could help me by showing up when you're ... read full excerpt from Total Control ebook
