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2007-Eleven
In this hilarious collection of spoofs of the way people live, David Mamet sells chinos, Quentin Tarantino directs The Three Little Pigs, and Martha Stewart sets the table for a certain Last Supper. Seely and Cammuso skewer everything from James Bond to J.D. Salinger.


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Title of ebook: 2007-Eleven
ISBN: 9780375505911
parent-ISBN: 9780375504129
Publisher: Random House
Published: 09-2000
Released online for download: 09-01-2000
Author of eBook: Seely, Hart
Joint Author: Cammuso, Frank

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Excerpt


The Xmas Files

Elm Street Bethlehem, PA. 11:51 P.M. December 24


We're too late! It's already been here.

Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing.

Look, Scully-just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated, mounted, transformed into a shrine ... halls decked with boughs of holly stockings hung by the chimney, with care.

You really think someone's been here?

Someone ... or something.

Mulder, over here-it's a fruitcake ...

Don't touch it! Those things can be lethal!

It's OK. There's a note attached: "Gonna find out who's naughty and nice."

It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list.

Who? What are you talking about?

Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who could travel at great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants. Once each year, near the winter solstice, this creature is said to descend from the heavens to reward its followers and punish disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite.

But that's legend, Mulder-a story told by parents to frighten children. Surely you don't believe it?

Something was here tonight, Scully. Check out the bite marks on this gingerbread ... read full excerpt from: 2007-Eleven ebook



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