Can You Keep a Secret?
Chapter One
Of course I have secrets.
Of course I do. Everyone has a few secrets. It's completely normal.
I'm not talking about big, earth-shattering secrets. Not
the-president-is planning-to-bomb-Japan-and-only-Will-Smith- can-save-the-world
type secrets. Just normal, everyday little
secrets.
Like, for example, here are a few random secrets of mine, off the
top of my head:
1. My Kate Spade bag is a fake.
2. I love sweet sherry, the least cool drink in the universe.
3. I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even exactly what it is.
4. I weigh 128 pounds. Not 118, like my boyfriend, Connor, thinks.
(Although, in my defense, I was planning to go on a diet when I told
him that. And, to be fair, it is only one number different.)
5. I've always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and
Ken.
6. Sometimes, when we're right in the middle of passionate sex, I
suddenly want to laugh.
7. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom with Danny Nussbaum
while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching Ben-Hur.
8. I've already drunk the wine that Dad told ... read full excerpt from Can You Keep A Secret? ebook
