Five Things I Can't Live Without
Chapter One
NORA
Age: 29
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 130 lbs
Occupation: Animal biographer
About me: Under construction
About you: Under construction
Last book I read: Can Love Last?: The Fate of Romance Over Time
Biggest turn-on: Under construction
Biggest turnoff: Under construction
Five things I can't live without: Under construction
Most embarrassing moment: The window incident
Here's when I knew it had gone too far.
My kitchen window was stuck, and I was trying to open it. No mental
gymnastics required, just simple physical action. There I was,
starting to sweat with the effort, and the normal reaction would be,
Wow, this is harder to open than I thought, possibly accompanied by
some annoyance. Maybe the normal person would have been dimly aware
that it smelled ever so faintly like cat turds because it was an
unusually hot day and the litter box was sitting directly under the
kitchen window-a spot that had been chosen because, in theory, that
window opens while the living room "windows" are just
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