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Y-RAYS
You figure now you got me in your clutches, you going to read me,
like a book, right? going to look right into my brain and you
going to read it page by page, like I was some cheap-jack midnight
entertainment to make you forget the mess you're in right? Get
you chuckling, get your greasy thumbprints all over my thoughts, get you
through another miserable lonely night, right, Stuyvesant?"
"Who's Stuyvesant?"
"You're Stuyvesant."
"I'm not Stuyvesant."
"No, you're a zit on Stuyvesant's ass. But you're Stuyvesant just the
same. You're all Stuyvesant."
"I just want to take you to the shelter, Mr. Ledbetter."
"But watch out when you're in my skull, because I got
legions of angels in there, and they're going to beat the shit
out of you with their little wings, and pick your limbs apart and spin
you around and slide you on out of there. Oh, I'm going to crap
you out and be free of you. You hear me? I'M GOING TO CRAP YOU
OUT, STUYVESANT!"
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