Lies
And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them - A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right
Introduction
God chose me to write this book.
Just the fact that you are reading this is proof not just of God's existence, but also of His/Her/Its beneficence.
That's right. I am not certain of God's
precise gender. But I am certain that He/She/It chose me to write this book.
This isn't hubris. I'm not saying this in an egotistical way. God didn't choose me because I'm the greatest writer who
ever lived. That was William
Shakespeare, whose work I have a passing familiarity with. No. I just happened to be the right vessel at the right
time. If something in this book makes
you laugh, it was God's joke. If something makes you think, it's because God had a good point to make.
The reason I know God chose me is because God spoke to me personally.
God began our conversation by clearing something up. Some of George W. Bush's friends say that Bush believes God called
him to be president during
these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the
popular vote and, God thought, ... read full excerpt from Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right ebook
