Traggedy Ann
Chapter One
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SEX ON A RANCH IS OFTEN TAKEN FOR granted. At any given point something is usually screwing something else. So I really don't have to look farther than my yard to find my dogs in a rousing game of Hump Dog. If Petunia, the potbellied pig is involved, it becomes a bit kinkier.
In the pond in the summer, Colorado River toads make love, leaving long threads of eggs attached to one another looking like strings of black pearls, while mallard drakes dart lustfully after fast-swimming hens. What happens underwater is anybody's guess.
At night the roar of mating cats-both domestic, and if we get really lucky, the mountain lions up in the hills-can be heard. Out in the pastures of the Vaca Grande Ranch, the bulls kick up dust and challenge one another over girlfriends. In the desert, the rattlesnakes make love for hours on end with one of their two penises. Seems like an excess to me, but it's sort of a spare tire thing, I guess.
Not long ago, when Cori Elena, my foreman Mart'n's squeeze was here, there was actually some people sex going on too. But then that got out of hand when she had a fling with the brand inspector and ended up moving off the ... read full excerpt from: Traggedy Ann ebook
