I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!
Chapter 1: I Am Not Out of Control! Ladies, there's one time in your life when you get a free pass for outrageous behavior, and this is it.
Here's how some moms let fly with thoughts, words and actions.
C'MON, ADMIT IT --
YOU REALLY ENJOYED THAT SHAVE
Jeannine Schwing is my (Irene's) sister, mom to Paul and Cate and one of the funniest people we know. Of course she'd have something to say about her delivery.
I'm terrified of hospitals. Even if I just drive past one, my heart races and I feel sick to my stomach. When I became pregnant, I blocked the hospital part from my mind and imagined the baby magically appearing.
That's probably the reason I didn't go into labor. My due date came and went. A week passed. A few more days. Four years later, I'd probably still be carrying this baby to avoid the hospital. However, the doctor decided it was time to induce.
I was extremely nervous. We arrived at the hospital at six thirty in the morning on March 18. They took us into labor and delivery. They hooked me up to Pitocin to trigger labor. A few minutes later I felt a tig ... read full excerpt from: I'll Never Have Sex With You Again!: Tales from the Delivery Room ebook