I'm with Stupid
One Man. One Woman. 10,000 Years of Misunderstanding Between the Sexes Cleared Right Up
Excerpt
Introduction: The Phlogiston Theory of Sexual Relations, or Why This Book Will Change Your Life
Gene: At this very moment you may well be standing in a bookstore, trying to decide whether to purchase this book - which, you deduce from the cover, involves differences between men and women. And because you are an intelligently skeptical person, you are thinking: Why should I spend my good money on a book that is rehashing the most tired subject on earth, a subject long ago chewed into an amorphous goo, like the food in your mouth the instant before you swallow it, a slimy succotash barely distinguishable from vomit?
Come to think of it, wouldn't that be a great diet? You could eat as much food as you wanted, and absolutely any food you wanted, except that just before every swallow you would have to look in the mirror and stare at the slop on your tongue for five seconds. I'll bet that would -
Gina: Stop.
Gene: What?
Gina: That's disgusting. We can't start this book in that disgusting, immature way.
Gene: It' ... read full excerpt from: I'm with Stupid: One Man. One Woman. 10,000 Years of Misunderstanding Between the Sexes Cleared Right Up ebook
