Diary of a Viagra Fiend

" Announcing a major new comic talent -- from dancing in S+M clubs to snorting Viagra, a brilliant, unflinching, and uproaurious set of stories from the edge of sex. It all starts when ""Lolita,"" Jayson Gallaway's nineteen-year-old girlfriend, delays their connubial bliss by deciding to alphabetize their CD collection. Little does she know, however, that Gallaway has recently ingested Viagra to see what happens. Well, the entire city of San Francisco can see what's happened -- for God's sake, it's hard to miss. But by the time the CDs have been arranged, the light of morning isn't the only thing that's soft. So Gallaway does what any self-respecting lover would do: He crushes the last little blue pill and snorts it. Though it ""burns like nothing I've ever snorted in my life,"" the moment of amdness leads to "" a physical congress that is indeed the stuff of legend."" And so begins Jayson Gallaway's hilarious ride around his libido, a titillating, tumultuous, and downright funny trek with stops on the TV show 20/20, quality time with the San Francisco fire department and their metal cutter, at Burning Man, and in a slew of sex and S+M clubs. By the time we reach his attempt to donate sperm (for financial gain, you understand), we're almost expecting his mom to call. And then she does so, right in the mid-tug. ""Be a good boy and God Bless,"" she says, before hanging up. With unmatched candor and an eye for side-splitting one-liners, Jason Gallaway proves himself to be a sort of David Sedaris of the bedroom. Diary of a Viagra Fiend is a stupendously funny debut from a passionately outspoken humorist. " See more like this in our Erotic ebooks section

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Title of ebook: Diary of a Viagra Fiend
ISBN: 9780743493932
parent-ISBN: 9780743470803
Publisher: Atria Books
Pages: 272
Published: 06-2004
Released online for download: 06-22-2004
Author of eBook: Gallaway, Jayson

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The Diary of a Viagra Fiend

Chapter One

"Have you tried it?" he asks. I look up from my desk to find a middle-aged friend leaning toward me conspiratorially, his face an odd combination of deadly seriousness and abject glee. "Viagra...have you tried it?"

Christ.

Earlier today, I made a lame joke about Viagra. A coworker walking by snarked an offhand comment about the droopiness of a floral arrangement on my desk, and I jokingly suggested dropping a Viagra in the vase to "perk things up" a bit. I expected to hear a courtesy chuckle as he walked away, but I didn't. And now here he is, lurking ominously over me, essentially asking me if I have trouble getting it up.

"No!" I finally say defensively.

Why would I have tried it? That stuff is for old men whose spouses sleep in the spare room. I'm a virile, healthy, 29-year-old American male. Sure, there has been a time or two when, for reasons ranging from lack of interest to methamphetamine, little Tyson hadn't quite been ready to get in the ring when the bell rang. But that happens to everybody, right? Okay, yeah, so I recently acquired a 19-year-old girlfriend (let's call her "Lolita") and ... read full excerpt from: Diary of a Viagra Fiend ebook

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