Sprayed Stiff
A Hair-raising Mystery
Chapter One
I got on my knees, held my breath, and extended my fingers.
It was sleek and firm, but it sprang slightly at my touch. I kept my eyes closed and continued my exploration.
Suddenly, the surface gave way. My fingers sank through, diving into a wet, gooey pit.
"Ugh," I groaned, and squeezed my eyes more tightly shut as I extracted my hand.
"Gnarly nuns and timid terriers, Reyn. What are you doing?"
I really didn't want to look at what was hanging off my fingers, and I really didn't need to open my eyes to see who was standing over me. Instead, I eased to my feet, trusted that my guest would stay out of the way, and did the blind-man's grope to the sink. I cranked the handle up and slid my hand under the stream of water.
"Ow, damn!" My eyes flew open and ... read full excerpt from Sprayed Stiff: A Hair-Raising Mystery ebook