I Did (But I Wouldn't Now)

Chapter One

REASON #1 TO DIVORCE A ROCK STAR:

He's got thousands of groupies. And they're all skinnier than you are.

Here's a word of advice: Never marry a rock star.

Sure, date them. Fool around with them. But never fall in love with one. And God forbid, don't, whatever you do, marry one.

You'll end up like me, fleeing your homeland in a coach seat on a one-way trip to London, because only an ocean between you and your ex seems like enough space for comfort, and because you swear if you hear his hit single "Don't Call Me" one more time on the radio/TV/grocery store speakers/iPod commercial you will simply lose it.

Some of my friends have guessed that being married to a rock star would mean that I'd have a life with an endless supply of designer clothing, a minor acting career if I wanted it, and the possibility of living in a castle, throwing dinner parties with celebrity friends like Sting and Trudy. The reality is more like sit ... read full excerpt from I Did (But I Wouldn't Now) ebook