The Girls' Global Guide To Guys
Chapter One
Boulder, Colorado
"It couldn't possibly have been that bad."
"Oh, but it was. I saw his you-know-what within an
hour of knowing him, totally against my will."
"He flashed you?"
"Not exactly. We stopped by my apartment after dinner
before we went to the club because we'd gone for
Italian, and I had garlic breath, and I wanted to brush
my teeth before we went dancing, even though I knew
within four seconds of meeting him that it could never
go anywhere. I don't know what Sylvia was thinking
setting us up. But to be polite I had to go through the
charade of the date anyway, even though I wasn't remotely
attracted to him. So I started brushing my teeth,
but I wanted to check on him and make sure he was
okay, so I came out from the bathroom into the living
room, and he was just sitting there on the couch,
naked."
"No!"
"Yes. Naked and, ah ... You know, aroused." I'm
stuck in traffic, story of my life, talking on my cell
phone, which is paid for by the company I work for,
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