DELICIOUS
Chapter One
"How can you tell it's a scrotum?" Reggie turned the
page sideways, then a full 180 degrees, then back to
what she assumed was the original orientation.
"Well, there." Her sister, Natalie, traced a perfectly French-manicured
nail along a blurry shape. "That's definitely a testicle.
And right there"-she indicated a dark gray area at the
top of the page-"I'm pretty sure that's his butt crack."
"I'm not seeing it."
The page had arrived in today's mail, shuffled in with junk
mail, a PG&E bill, and her monthly issue of Cooking Light.
The blurry black-and-white photocopy had just six words at
the top: Darling Reggie, these are Simply Delicious. To add
to the creep factor, the words were composed of magazine
cutouts like psycho kidnapper serial killers always used in the
Lifetime Channel's movie of the week.
"Yeah, but how long has it been since you've seen one?"
Reggie shot her sister a glare. "It may have been a while
since I've had sex, but I think I could recognize a scrotum if it
were in front of my face. Besides, there's no penis."
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