I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. -from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you-for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'-and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

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Title of ebook: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
ISBN: 9780806532301
parent-ISBN: 9780806531069
Publisher: Kensington
Published: 01-2006
Released online for download: 01-01-2006
Author of eBook: Max, Tucker

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I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL

Acknowledgments.........................................................vii Author's Note...........................................................ix THE TUCKER MAX STORIES The Famous Sushi Pants Story............................................1 The Night We Almost Died................................................8 The Blowjob Follies.....................................................21 Everyone Has "That" Friend..............................................27 Tucker Fucks a Fat Girl; Hilarity Ensues................................46 The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle.....................54 Quite the Vacation......................................................68 Tucker Goes to Vegas....................................................72 Floss...................................................................89 The Foxfield Weekend....................................................92 The Austin Road Trip....................................................102 My Key West Trip........................................................141 Girl Beats Tucker at His Own Game....................................... ... read full excerpt from: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ebook

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Reviewer: A viewer from cary, IL US
This book is absolutely disgustly funny! If you have a sick sense of humor and think it is funny when guys are mean then def. read this book. I thought I was going to hate it but once I started reading I couldnt believe how crazy this guys life is and how mean he is! You should really give this book a chance! I am glad that I did!
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